A strong influence contributing to the spread of Raptor Jesus its Uncyclopedia page, [1] which creates biblical-style lore about the character. The page explains that "Raptor Jesus roamed the Earth back when God Himself was still only a teenager. His execution is thought to be the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son's death. On Earth as it is on 4-chan.
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Read Edit History. About Raptor Jesus refers to jokes conflating a velociraptor with Jesus Christ , either by photoshopping a raptor's head onto Jesus' or by having Jesus interact with a raptor. Spread A strong influence contributing to the spread of Raptor Jesus its Uncyclopedia page, [1] which creates biblical-style lore about the character. Further miracles are still attributed to Raptor Jesus to this day.
It has been proven that people suffering from cancer who call of Raptor Jesus experience momentary feelings of health. Chuck Norris calls on Raptor Jesus to give him his strength in every roundhouse kick he preforms. By his early twenties, God grew bored of reptiles.
Raptor Jesus' good intentions, kindness to his fellow reptiles, and impressive water walking skills had converted the entire dinosaur population.
God felt that His game had gotten so effing lame that He wiped out the dinosaurs by smashing the earth with a giant asteroid Xbox though some, primarily Raptor Gnostics, claim it was a Wii and started over.
Some have argued that it was a PS3 that was actually involved in the impact, scientists claim this has been proven true since something as lame as an playstation is incapable of anything.
Other scholars attribute the extinction to Raptor Jesus's environmentally friendly certification, which had low standards on the Paleozoic. After Raptor Jesus' death, his teachings were collected in the Raptor Bible. It also contains prophecies of what is to come in the future of dinosaurs and Raptor Jesus, though this information is kept secret by the Lutheran Church. Copies are not available to the general public, and are only open to Lutheran Church members, dinosaurs , and the guys who made Canadian bacon.
To quote Oviraptorosaurians , "A person cannot live on ramen alone but every word that Raptor Jesus God speaks. There is also a fair amount of commentary on his teachings, as well as fun little poems about the big master of epic himself. To quote Utahraptors 5:e "Raptor Jesus had a lamb, He ate it with mint jelly. And everywhere that RJ went, The lamb went in his belly. Raptor Jesus's words were once translated to: "Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved.
The final book of the Raptor Bible, Rawrvelations, was written by Raptor Jesus's apostle, Johnosaurus, after he received visions of Earth's end times while guzzling absinthe and huffing kittens. His visions of The VelociRapture, Armageddon, and ants crawling out of his skin are all described in horrifying detail. According to scripture, Gabriel will blow his horn, and believers will raise their arms to the heavens, but their flesh will be ripped from their bones and sucked into the sky, because Raptor Jesus is hungry and loves the taste of gullibility.
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